Roast My Listing
recorded run · 28 jul 2026

Four AI guests read your listing and show you where the booking dies.

No Airbnb login. They see exactly what a guest sees — your photos, your title, your reviews — and stop where a guest stops. First guest is free.

now reviewing · 1-bedroom, zagreb · $74
PHOTO 01 — COVER
Demo listing, photo 1 of 7
Dario · solo, budget · left

guests who left
1 / 4 guests
· Marta & Tom
Dario
· Ana & Luka
· Elena

Now put your listing in front of them.

Free: one guest and your score · no card · no account

what the panel reads
12
photos, in your own order
4
guests, four different ways to lose a booking
17s
to the first verdict in the run above
0
logins, passwords or account access

Everything comes from your public listing page — the one your guests see. Nothing is invented, nothing is pulled from behind a login. The run above is a real panel on a stand-in apartment: the flat is stock photography, every word the guests say is theirs.

01 · the panel

Four guests, not one opinion.

A family, a backpacker, a couple and a business traveler read the same listing. You see who books and who leaves — and which guest you keep losing.

Marta & Tom family, one child
✗ left
Dario solo, budget
✗ left
Ana & Luka weekend couple
✓ booked
Elena business trip
✗ left

“But my real guests aren’t like that.” They don’t have to be. Each verdict names the exact photo or line that lost them — zero reviews at $74, no wifi speed, no real address — so you judge the reason, not the persona.

02 · the fix package

Text you can paste tonight.

Not advice to “improve your photos”. A rewritten description, a new photo order, and up to six changes ranked by how much booking they cost you.

rewritten description
Cozy apartment in a great location. Bright, plant-filled apartment in central Zagreb — a creative, characterful home with wooden floors, tall windows and lots of natural light. The space: a green-walled double bedroom with a comfortable queen bed, a living area with a sofa, a dedicated workspace with desk and Sonos speaker, and a music corner with a Yamaha digital piano (headphones available) and guitars.

“AI will write generic filler.” Every sentence comes from something a guest said out loud in your panel, and anything we can’t see stays a blank for you to fill — we don’t invent facts about your flat. If fewer than five concrete fixes come back, you get your money back.

03 · the score

A number built from verdicts, not vibes.

now
41
after the fixes
83

“Where does that number come from?” From the four verdicts above and the reasons behind them — photos, description, trust and value, weighted. It moves only when a guest changes their mind. You see the arithmetic, not a black box.

$29
one listing
one-time, no subscription

Five concrete fixes or your money back. One booking pays for it about twenty times over.

before you paste the link
Do I need to connect my Airbnb account?
No. We read the public page, the same one your guests see. There is nothing to authorise and nothing to revoke.
Is this affiliated with Airbnb?
No. Independent tool, and the guests are AI simulations — we say so on every report.
How long does it take?
The first guest speaks in under a minute. The full panel and the fix package land a couple of minutes later — not in 48 hours.
What if my listing is already good?
Then the panel books it, and the report says why. That is also worth knowing before the season.

Find out where your booking dies.

Free: one guest and your score · full panel and fix package $29